Funny Quotes

Just a little humor for your Monday.

"Creeping is fun!"- Lily Wanninger

"Sleep tight British children, your nightlights are lit by ghosts!"-Seth Meyers

"I'm a man, but I can change.  If I have to, I guess."- Red Green

"This year marks the fiftieth anniversary of the pop tart.  It's the breakfast of kids who's parents are in WAY over their heads!"- Colin Jost

Hope these made you smile!

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